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Who's to know the next time you'll be in a situation where you need to whimsically refer to a certain set of genitalia? Maybe at a baby shower, maybe at a farmer's market, maybe someone needs a friendly reminder to eat more greens.

The United States is the biggest producer of broccoli, and like 1.4% of the US population, this card goes both ways. 

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These cards come on 120# textured cardstock to match the feel of the original watercolor illustrations. Choose the deluxe option for additional inserts with little corner frames -- extra creative space for extra love!