When they come across a potential mate, a Banana slug is faced with a massive decision: Boy or girl? Should I be a boy or a girl? Being hermaphroditic can mean existential crises float around every corner.
If the Slug does decide to man up and extend his appendage -- then nature is graced with the statistically biggest penis in the world, just about the size of his body.
This card is designed for the neutral couples in mind, those who take turns with the responsibilities that modern society dubs male or female. Give this to your love slug, the one who complements you -- who lets you flex or relax along the spectrum.